Another Guided Tour Of Our Marriage But From Him

FROM HIM: The mother-in-law has a house so clean you can eat shit off the floor and not get ill, and although in most respects the apple did not fall far from the tree, washing up isn’t one of them. The wife’s idea of good washing up is eating.   Me: Did you wash this […]

Dunham Massey

In Which I Nearly Blind Edgar At Dunham Massey

FROM HER: The husband and I recently confessed to some friends that we are so regimented in our daily lives that we know exactly what we’ll be eating for dinner every evening between now and the New Year. We’re like a mathematically gifted child that can tell you exactly what day of the week it […]


Could Edgar’s Favourite Four Letter Word Be Love?

FROM HIM: Nope. It’s fuck. I have absolutely no idea where he’s picked it up from. * * It’s his fucking potty mouthed mum, that’s where. Unlike other words, whereby he will just say the word and move on, the F word is the kind he likes to linger over. Edgar: Fuck. FffuucK. Furrck. FUCK. […]